"Dude, you might want to wash your sheets"
"Why?"
"That girl wanted to craig with me last night and I couldn't say 'no'."
"Why?"
"That girl wanted to craig with me last night and I couldn't say 'no'."
by CraigDTF April 26, 2010
Widely considered the pinnacle of sexual positions, The Craig consists of the female cowgirling her man amidst his defecation while high on MDMA.
"Hey man, how was your night?"
"Oh dude it was incredible; when I got home, the wife whispered she had a surprise for me and beckoned me inside with the crook of her finger. She pulled me in close, and proceeded to drop an E on my tongue as she dropped one on hers. 30 minutes later, we're back on the hotseat, doing The Craig."
(Jaw drops in envious admiration)
"You know, there's a word they have for those who have done The Craig. Heroes."
"Dude I just threw out the rest of my bucket list, just don't feel like I need it anymore."
"Oh dude it was incredible; when I got home, the wife whispered she had a surprise for me and beckoned me inside with the crook of her finger. She pulled me in close, and proceeded to drop an E on my tongue as she dropped one on hers. 30 minutes later, we're back on the hotseat, doing The Craig."
(Jaw drops in envious admiration)
"You know, there's a word they have for those who have done The Craig. Heroes."
"Dude I just threw out the rest of my bucket list, just don't feel like I need it anymore."
by nrwftr April 23, 2013
HANDSOME! .. Also meaning rock similar to pebbles ... A male penguin offers a female penguin a pebble if she accepts it they become partners ... find yourself a craig who will give you a pebble!!
by PenguinPebble June 5, 2019
The most perfect human in all of humanity. Very athletic and smart. They are truly flawless when it comes to looks. Usually, Craig's have dark hair and are very tall.
by helloitsyofavegirl December 3, 2014
(noun) a good friend that ALWAYS makes you laugh; usually tall and athletic; a good listener and someone who has your back.
by besthumanever September 22, 2015
This man is the living embodiment of chivalry. He will go to the co-op and buy you your favourite drink even though you didnt ask him to. Fantastic.
by Ilovecherrycoke February 21, 2018
Fans of the Late Late Show host, author, actor and stand up comedian Craig Ferguson use this term when he makes fun of somebody or something. Then he/she/it gets craiged.
by Craigfan January 8, 2010