"Hey man, how was your night?"
"Oh dude it was incredible; when I got home, the wife whispered she had a surprise for me and beckoned me inside with the crook of her finger. She pulled me in close, and proceeded to drop an E
on my tongue as she dropped one on hers. 30 minutes later, we're back on the hotseat, doing The Craig
(Jaw drops in envious admiration)
"You know, there's a word they have for those who have done The Craig
"Dude I just threw out the rest of my bucket list
, just don't feel like I need it anymore."