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The absolute worst thing on the Internet. 9gag is pretty much the Internet form of the guy in the "Texas chainsaw" movies. If
You were go on reddit, look at when the stuff was uploaded, go to 9gag and do the same, you would obviously see 9gag stealing from reddit. It's mostly
Rage comics and memes. 4chan was created and then it turned dark. Reddit was made as the light side. Reddit and 4chan were at each others' throats. Then 9gag came and reddit and 4chan were really pissed off. 9gag, commonly known as 9fag, steals from reddit, 4chan, funnyjunk, tumblr, almost everything. The only thing 9gag won't steal from is 9gag.

This is a warning. If you join 9gag, nobody will like you, people will think you're garbage, and you will most likely get your computer hacked. Don't go on 9gag to look at photos because u want to, go to 9gag to see proof that it steals from everything but itself. If you stay on it for more than 6 minutes, spyware, viruses, software, important stuff all gone. You will have no files, no pictures, no anything. You will have major spyware and viruses and you will have no way to get on the Internet.
9gagger : yea bruh 9gag is so cool swag yolo

Me: um, if you don't get dafuq away from me, you will get killed.

9gagger : you got no swag.

Me: duh. I have "no I'm not swag" because quite frankly, swag stands for "secretly we are gay" and 9gag stands for "9 gay annoying (ball licking) goo suckers
by Ronnocwwefan May 19, 2013
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A website where every user on it enjoys gagging on 9 dicks in their mouth at once.
Person 1: 9gag is such a funny website!
Person 2: Have you told your girlfriend about you massive addiction to penis yet?
by mikewho50 February 03, 2012
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It is the slang word for having a 9 way gay orgy.
Guy 1: God how about that 9gag last night?
Guy 2: I gagged, that's for sure!
by McMoot January 12, 2012
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A website which is woefully juvenile and fundamentally useless as a political entity. It claims to be the home of Anonymous, but, is in fact a home for retards and teenagers. It has NO original memes and actually claims ownership of memes that have existed for years before 9gag.
Joe: Did you hear those 9gag kids claim that they're Anonymous?
David: And I know a retard who thinks he's Batman. What's your point?

God Tier: 4chan
Hero Tier: reddit
Meh Tier: Tumblr
Shit Tier: 9gag
by JeebusTheRisen February 15, 2012
3394 650
 
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The cancer of the internet. A place where foreign people who don't know better and newfags go to revel in their own shitty glory. Memes were created in the something awful forums, or born, raised in 4chan, killed in reddit, buried in tumblr/funnyjunk, and put on shameful display in 9gag. The worst part, is that they claim the memes to be made by them.
Even worse than that, they try to sell those memes on t-shirts and pins.
tl;dr fuck 9gag.
9GAG ALL THE THINGS! OMG I'm so forever alone! this is the funniest place on the planet! 4chan is scary :(. TROLOLOLOL UMAD U BUTTHURT!-typical 9gag user.
by tobyg December 26, 2011
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The veritable shit of internet meme websites. After a meme being created on 4chan, then over used on reddit, then left to sit on some random idiot's tumblr, it eventually work it's way to 9gag where it will be declared EPIC and completely original.
After getting home from band camp, I immediately use my Zune to read 9gag.
by wasanewtbutgotbetter December 27, 2011
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9gag is the slang word for a 9 way gay orgy
hey dude I was in this awesome 9gag gangbang last nigh, never been riden so hard in my life.
by Drefsab January 12, 2012
2165 561
 
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A horrible excuse for a website than mainly incorporates stolen materials and ideas from other legitimate websites. 9GAG is also a large source of child pornography.
I was going to get on the Internet today but then I remembered that 9GAG existed so I destroyed my computer out of frustration.
by greencurrycamo December 26, 2011
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