"Brocket 99" is the name of an underground radio station spoof recorded on cassette tape in 1986. Produced by radio deejays in Lethbridge Alberta, the show garnered regional, national and limited notoriety beyond Canada's borders by word of mouth in the twenty-three years since it first started to circulate. It was never intended for a mass audience but eventually took on a life of its own, running the gamut of emotional reaction; some see it as harmless idiocy, while others believe it was a deliberate case of targeted "racism" because of the stereotypical humor at the expense of the North American aboriginal. Websites and various spinoffs have surfaced over years dedicated to perpetuating the urban legend. Some see it as a reflection of the racist nature of Canadian society, while others don't understand why some people can't take a joke. Love it or hate it, it is a program that may have long-reaching value as a tool to initiate dialogue.
by dirtchute September 16, 2009
A great show starring Andy Samberg and Terry Crews. You can watch this for days and not get bored. They also have great jokes.
by Phantom1457 August 28, 2019
M-99 (or M99) is the shortened term for the tranquilizer known as Etorphine Hydrochloride. It is used commonly as an animal tranquilizer and is known to be 1000 times stronger than morphine. This drug is commonly used in the Showtime series Dexter.
Dexter Morgan: What am I even looking for?
Vince Masuka: Wait for it.
Dexter Morgan: This is a prelim. I don't have time to...
Vince Masuka: M-Fucking-99 (M-99)
Dexter Morgan: Etorphine Hydrochloride?
Vince Masuka: An animal tranquilizer more powerful than morphine. Causes total paralysis. That mark on her neck kept bugging me, so I ordered up a tox screen.
Dexter Morgan: (voice over) That's it. No more doughnuts for Masuka.
Vince Masuka: Wait for it.
Dexter Morgan: This is a prelim. I don't have time to...
Vince Masuka: M-Fucking-99 (M-99)
Dexter Morgan: Etorphine Hydrochloride?
Vince Masuka: An animal tranquilizer more powerful than morphine. Causes total paralysis. That mark on her neck kept bugging me, so I ordered up a tox screen.
Dexter Morgan: (voice over) That's it. No more doughnuts for Masuka.
by Teeny the Aweshomest February 4, 2009
Police radio code meaning "Officer needs Help. Extreme Emergency." This code elicits response from all nearby units.
by wheeeeeeeeeeee May 8, 2008
Guy 1: Is my wife home from here business trip yet? I'm planning on bringin' some chicks over for a party.
Guy 2: I'm 99% sure she isn't.
Wife: I've been here all fucking day you asshole.
Guy 2: I'm 99% sure she isn't.
Wife: I've been here all fucking day you asshole.
by Jay Danger April 25, 2008
noun; A smash hit created by the band Nena. Popular in the 80's and in Germany. Translated as 99 Red Ballons.
"My favorite song is 99 Luftballoons!"
by flclimax1 December 26, 2007
The best price in the world. FREE. It is pronounced like a would be total on a bill. The only better price is, "We'll pay you to take it". Extremely common at volunteer firehouses across America.
Common examples of items being free.99 in price-
Oatmeal
Pizza
Fire T shirts
Coffee
Common examples of items being free.99 in price-
Oatmeal
Pizza
Fire T shirts
Coffee
Dude 1- Hey lets go for something to eat, I'm starving.
Dude 2- Nah, I'm not in the mood to reach into my own pocket to pay for anything....SHOCKER I know.
Dude 1- Ok then, let's just go to the fire hall and eat the leftover pizza, it's free.99
Dude 2- Perfect!
Dude 2- Nah, I'm not in the mood to reach into my own pocket to pay for anything....SHOCKER I know.
Dude 1- Ok then, let's just go to the fire hall and eat the leftover pizza, it's free.99
Dude 2- Perfect!
by Fire Hall Member September 4, 2012