9 day no-shit

The act of not shitting for 9 days due to lack of a flushing toilet in the vicinity.

I just pulled a 9 day no-shit bro!

by Quinn1652 May 22, 2011

9 Day Shit Fart

When you go on a special diet and don't have a shit for 9 days, then you try and squeeze out a fart that turns out to be a little more than you expected.

Oh my god, she's had a 9 day shit fart.

by Anon0500 February 25, 2020