A device that qualifies colleges for free stuff: By stating that students are required to purchase the TI-89 Titanium on their syllabi, colleges are qualified for free equipment and emulator software from Texas Instruments. (from department minutes)
This device is so remarkable that some students can ace a math class with it, but without it cannot add 1/2 + 1/3.
This device is so remarkable that some students can ace a math class with it, but without it cannot add 1/2 + 1/3.
Dean's secretary: Hey, you didn't put on your syllabus that you require the TI-89 Titanium.
(Dean walks in.)
Instructor: That's right. Doesn't it seem unethical to require students to pay $150 or more for a calculator so the college gets free stuff?
Dean: No, not at all.
(Dean walks in.)
Instructor: That's right. Doesn't it seem unethical to require students to pay $150 or more for a calculator so the college gets free stuff?
Dean: No, not at all.
by dpotto October 23, 2007
by David 69 Brown January 27, 2021
by ssssssssssssssssaaaaaaa June 4, 2005
Putting the term 89 degrees in front of another word negates the following word. The term is the basis in which only 90 degrees is the true being of something. Anything referred to as being 89 degrees of (insert work) is therefore not the thing being referred to.
That test was 89 degrees of easy!
Her haircut is so 89 degrees of trendy.
I can't stand that bitch she's so 89 degrees of cool.
Her haircut is so 89 degrees of trendy.
I can't stand that bitch she's so 89 degrees of cool.
by Andrew Knutson April 4, 2007
When you are in the state of boredom where you have tried typing all patterns of letters in your keyboard and simply move your hand along the keyboard ignoring there are symbols until you come to a halt when you press enter. The 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000th stage of boredom for students in the computer hall or for students who are ment to be studying.
Shaliya: I can't figure out the answer to this sum
Simon: Type up 1234567890-/*-qwertyuiop\89+asdfghjkl;'
Shaliya: You daredevil!
Simon: Type up 1234567890-/*-qwertyuiop\89+asdfghjkl;'
Shaliya: You daredevil!
by helo lady mama November 1, 2021
Plant appraiser : * broke his legs when trying to chase the head doctor*
Also plant appraiser : is he really 89 years old ?
Also plant appraiser : is he really 89 years old ?
by Definitely not jojo weeb January 30, 2021
tom: You cheryl u know how to do calculus?
Cheryl: Bro, 9:89
tom: Ugh, you know what it means stop exaggerating
Cheryl: Bro, 9:89
tom: Ugh, you know what it means stop exaggerating
by ellawynne September 19, 2020