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8 is the sexiest Cylon (or for that matter, any humanoid looking character) in Battlestar Galactica. I know, I know, most people think 6 is sexier. But they're WRONG!
8 is the hottiest hotty in the fleet!!! Overheard in the Landing Bay: Holy smokes! Right behind you. No! Don't turn around! It's too obvious! Wait 'til I tell you. Now! She's not looking. It's 8! OMG 8 is HOT! What an ASS! I wish I could eat her out. Then I could say, "I ate 8!" I crack myself up, I'm so funny! What? You already shagged her! That sucks! I wanted a piece FIRST!
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Texting shortcut for oral sex. 8?
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The ordinal number '8' is often used in place of the phonemes that would make the sound 'ate' in written English.
I say 'often', I actually mean 'often (by bumpers)' The habit could have originally developed among linux {fucktard]s in chatrooms, or 14 year old scrubbers text messaging on mobile phones. Either that or from 'old-school' rave act Altern8 (still DJ-ing in and around Stoke-on-Trent, kids!) Whichever way you look at it, it looks shit and dosn't make you look cool. "C U L8R M8!!!!!"
"He was a sk8r boi..." "I'd rather menstru8 a ten ton w8 than write in such an illiter8 way, dude." |
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Infinity lying down, taking a nap. It needs to take a rest every once in a while so it can properly function as being the most kick-ass concept of all time. Dave: Is that an 8?
Sam: No, look closer. Infinity's taking a snooze. (Dave moves closer to take a clearer look) Sam: Not that close, you insolent fuck! |
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actually 9 fuck 8
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8 is symbolic of eternity. Her new "8" tattoo means eternity.
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A number. Bob: How old are you?
Ferdinand: I'm 8 years old! |
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8 is the answer every engineer gives when he has no friggin' idea of the solution to a problem. Jack: So how many newtons did you find for question four?
Will: 8. |
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