708er 

worthless suburbanite who comes to the city on weekends, hangs out at Fireside, then sits on curb at Dunkin Donuts at Clark and Belmont wishing he/she were cool enough and/or affluent enough to actually live in the area.

Fucking 708ers. This place sucks now. Let's go somewhere else.

708er by Pegboy October 2, 2003

70PercentBanana 

A redditor who is made of 70% banana. It’s unclear what his other 30% is. He is a 19 year old banana god and has a subreddit dedicated to him called “r/found70percentbanana”. He is known for disliking glitter, other fruits, and just being an overall stand up bananaman. He often frequents r/teenagers.

Hey look!!! It’s u/70percentbanana!!! What an awesome banana man!!! He is my god!!! All hail u/70percentbanana!!! He is our savior!!!!!

70PercentBanana by TylerTheSmiler August 7, 2023

704er 

When you wash down LSD with Berliner Luft.

Hey m8, wanna join me for a 704er?

704er by citrex December 6, 2019