~~``!!11@@22##33$$44%%55^^66&&**88((99))00__--++==QQqqWWwwEEeeRRrrTTttYYyyUUuuIIiiOOooPPpp{{[[}}]]||\\AAaaSSssDDddFFffGGggHHhhJJjjKKkkLLll::;;""''ZZzzXXxxCCccVVvvBBbbNNnnMMmm<<,,>>..??//

you got mega bored and decided to type every letter and number and symbol twice

person 1:~~``!!11@@22##33$$44%%55^^66&&**88((99))00__--++==QQqqWWwwEEeeRRrrTTttYYyyUUuuIIiiOOooPPpp{{}}||\\AAaaSSssDDddFFffGGggHHhhJJjjKKkkLLll::;;""''ZZzzXXxxCCccVVvvBBbbNNnnMMmm<<,,>>..??//
person 2:bro are you have a stroke

by 2020 in a real nutshell February 4, 2021

13:55

Pizza-Time because there isnt a time you cant eat a pizza.

How late is it? Im hungry and I dont want to wait for anything because I have to study.

Omg it’s 13:55. It’s pizza-time!

Isnt it always time for pizza?

Let’s grab some! 😍😍

by Hippiecampus November 30, 2022

Jp's Marmarlations 5:55

remember ladies if yo nigga dont act right, he got a homie that will ;)

i cheated on my nigga, in JP'S MARMARLATIONS 5:55 WE TRUST.

by October 4, 2021

Code 55

A discrete synonym of "vocal vortex"

Hey doc! Just FYI, the patient in room 7 is a code 55.

by drkrappenschitz April 4, 2018

19:55:40

asian masturbation time

Oh ching chong wing wong that feels gewd 19:55:40

by m1m1m1m1m1m1m January 27, 2017

I Can’t Drive 55

One foot on the brake and one on the gas, hey!
Well, there's too much traffic, I can't pass, no!
So I tried my best illegal move
Well, baby, black and white come and touched my groove again!

Gonna write me up a 125
Post my face wanted dead or alive
Take my license, all that jive
I can't drive 55! Oh No!

Uh!
So I signed my name on number 24, hey!
Yeah the judge said, "Boy, just one more...
We're gonna throw your ass in the city joint"

Looked me in the eye, said, "You get my point?"
I said Yea!, Oh yea!
Write me up a 125
Post my face wanted dead or alive

Take my license, all that jive
I can't drive 55!
Oh, yea!

I can't drive 55!
I can't drive 55!
I can't drive 55!
I can't drive 55!
Uh!

When I drive that slow, you know it's hard to steer.
And I can't get get my care out of second gear.
What used to take two hours now takes all day. Huh!
It took me 16 hours to get to L.A.

Gonna write me up a 125
Post my face wanted dead or alive
Take my license, all that jive
I Can’t Drive 55!
No, no no,

I can't drive...
(I can't drive 55!)
I can't drive...
(I can't drive 55!)
I can't drive 55!

by Death Menace July 3, 2023

Rule 55

British Railways Rule 55 is a rule which persisted in the 19th and 20th century. It says that if a locomotive stops on a mainline, it MUST let the signalman be aware of the presence of the train, to prevent serious accidents. This rule is known to be broken in the Thomas & Friends episode "Henry's Forest", which was criticized by Awdry himself for not following the rule.

Rev. W. Awdry: "Henry's driver didn't obey Rule 55, which means that the driver should've warned the signaller! That's unrealistic!"

by September 6, 2023