The 40 Day Challenge is a test to see whether or not you can give up masturbation for the 40 days of lent. You can perform any sexual acts except masturbate.
Will: How's the 40 day challenge going bro?
Josh: It's day 27 and I'm still going strong.
Will: Damn. I couldn't even make it to day 5.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'