4-9-3-11

The numbers represent letters of the alphabet; 4 is D, 9 is I, and so on. These numbers spell "dick".

I be comin' through like the 4-9-3-11 tearing up the power U" -- Method Man

by PAPI_PERREAME April 24, 2005

4-9-3-11

Dick. D is the fourth letter in the alphabet, I is the ninth letter in the alphabet, C is the third letter in the alphabet and K is the eleventh letter in the alphabet.

I prefer an uncircumsized 4-9-3-11

by FlyAway July 20, 2011

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It is a football term used to describe how you get into a crouched position hovering over a toilet bowl. This is due to a disgust for sitting on toilet seats. Be sure to put the seat up first with your foot.

I entered the shitter and discovered there were no paper seat covers. It don't matter cuz I get in my 3/4 Stance to fire off Scuds!

by will bitten March 7, 2017

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3 4 McGregor

It’s the 3 4 McGregor. Needs no explanation. Is slightly different than the 1 2 Mayweather, but can be used together for extra emphasis.

Nasir: Ohhhhhhhhhhhh you 3 4 McGregored the hell outta that!
Thomas: Hell yeah I did!
Sarge: Is that a thing? The 3 4 McGregor?
Otis: Boy, he oughta hit you with the 3 4 McGregor just for asking that, ya clown

by AT-ATLien January 17, 2018

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3/4 distorter

A middle stage of the creation of an erection, normally brought about by non-tactile means, which -- if mistaken for a completely flaccid penis -- would make one viewing the penis think the gentleman is exceedingly well-hung.

So she answers the door with some jean shorts on, and all of a sudden I have a 3/4 distorter in my pants.

by DonQuiKong July 20, 2011

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