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the 3 s's 

shit shower and shave
Bob: Hey Joe wanna hang out?
Joe: Sure, just let me do the 3 S's and I'll swing by.
the 3 s's by Jesus January 11, 2004
a quick way of explaining what you need to do before you are ready to go out. The s's stand for: Shit, Shower, Shave.

for extended version see "4 s's"
Wife: Are you ready to go out for a meal.

Man: No, I just need to do the 3 s's

Wife: Well I won't eat it this time

The 3 S's 

1. to Shit, Shower, Shave.
2. Or infront of parents: To shower, shave, celebrate shomer shabbis.
"Let's hit that gongshow you were talking about last night."
"Sure, but let me do the 3 S's first."
The 3 S's by the product August 14, 2005

3 S's of Hygiene 

I had to do the 3 S's of hygiene not bathing for a week straight.
3 S's of Hygiene by hardhitr3 July 31, 2009

the 3 S's and a haircut 

shit, shower and shave (in that order) with a haircut following the shit.
Johnny: You're looking good today

Martin: Thanks man did the 3 S's and a haircut by midday.

The 3 S's 

Supper, Sex, & Silence... as defined by Chris Rock
"...All a man wants is the three S's!!! Supper, sex, and silence!!! In other words, FEED ME, F*CK ME, and SHUT THE F*CK UP!!!!" - Chris Rock
The 3 S's by Scrill September 13, 2005