A woman that makes her vagina available 24 hours a day.
Ben: Im hungry, what's for dinner?

Eric: I'm not hungry I just got back from your mom's house. She started her own 24 Hour Taco Shop. Get Shit On Ben.
by Boxx November 3, 2006
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the act of giving anal sex after not showering for at least 24 hours, like flavorful meat between a pair of buns. a.k.a. buttsecks
John came back from his camping trip and gave Tricia a 24-hour burger. Euch.
by viriginavagina July 2, 2009
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An amazing ska band from the south hills of Pittsburgh, PA.
"That 24 Hour Taco Shop concert last night at Mr. Smalls was the best concert i've ever been too."
by Santa Lucilla November 2, 2006
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An insult for an Indian telemarketer who won’t stop calling you on different numbers.
Telemarketer: Hello I’m calling about your extended car insurance

Me: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU 24 HOUR SNIPER TARGET!!
Telemarketer: *hangs up*
by Mechanist December 12, 2019
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24 Hour News Hour. Television program created by Fox News to try and act funny like John Stewart and Steven Colbert in the summer of 2007. The series started off with clearly Republican biased 'jokes' where Ann Coulter and Newt Gingrich, Rush Limbaugh, and Sean Hannity would make jokes about the ACLU and democrats as fascists, and why they should be in charge of the nation. This is ages before Glenn Beck came over to Fox to rant also. At first the program had solid ratings of a half million views, but by episode three it dwindled down to 8000 or so, with reruns of the other two stories over and over. They so got the demographic (45 to 75 year olds don't watch comedy shows like Stewart) wrong they utterly and completely failed in away way.
24 Hour News Hour. A suck balls crappy comedy show that was merely an old fogies rant fest.

Jimmy. You watch the 24 hour news hour?

Peter. Yeah, it sucked. They pretended to be funny.

Jimmy. Rush and Ann would make crappy candidates to replace Bush in 08. They'd destroy the world.
by demdoggy55 June 19, 2011
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1. Originated nowhere in particular. Whenever you think about it, you automatically think of a one night stand that lasted pretty long and was apparently very good.
2. Whenever you went out with someone immature, fugly, hideous, or embarrassing in any way and you really can't avoid the fact that you actually went out, 'it was one of those 24 hour things'.
1. G: Hey, whats up I heard you fucked my friend last night?
B: Yah, it was one of those 24 hour things.
G: Oh, so she was really good then?

2. Person 1: Wow, I heard you went out with that ugly fag who gets stuffed into garbage cans and is a freshman.
Person 2: No I didn't.
Person 1: Yes, I swear you did.
Person 2: Fuck you.
Person 1: I swear you did.
Person 2: It was one of those 24 hour things.
Person 1: I knew it!
by BoB April 23, 2005
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Shit, I could end it in 24 hours too! How long does it take to fly to Russia? 19.5 hours? Easy.
Hym "You want to know how to end the war in 24 hours? You fly down to Russia. You set up a meeting with Putin and you tell him 'You're right. They shouldn't have tried to join Nato. They violated the agreement. They knew what the consequences would be and they called your buff anyway and now they are paying the price of their own stupidity. But enough is enough. You'll get your pound of flesh. This idiot ISN'T GOING TO JOIN NATO. No more Russian blood needs to be spilled. You're right. You win.' And obviously you don't let the idiots hear you and lie about what you said. And then it's over. Peace talks are scheduled."
by Hym Iam July 14, 2023
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