May 21st is the day we are all allowed to throw that one kid named Jacob down the stairs . We don’t care if he dies
by fuckyoujacob May 9, 2020
This is the day the most beautiful and caring person in the world was born. You will never ever be alone, so many people are always thinking about you promise.
by EVEMupptheactualparish October 14, 2019
Eff the Exes Day!
A day to focus on your hate for your ex, and think about how they'll realize someday you are pretty much the Bee's Knees. A good day to get scandalous, go on many dates, and maybe texting your ex a Drunken hate text!
A day to focus on your hate for your ex, and think about how they'll realize someday you are pretty much the Bee's Knees. A good day to get scandalous, go on many dates, and maybe texting your ex a Drunken hate text!
Joe: Hey John! Heard you got pretty messed up last night!
Josh: Yeah, I was celebrating National Eff the Exes Day.
Joe: There's a holiday called that?
Josh: Yeah every January 21st!
Joe: Cool! What did you do?
John: Well, I went on a super date with the entire college cheerleading squad, drank a 1.75 of Vodka, and finally texted my ex a pic of me giving her the middle finger whilst laying out a Cleveland Steamer on the Cheer Captain's chest!
Joe: HEYOOOH!!! Good riddance to that whore!
Josh: Yeah, I was celebrating National Eff the Exes Day.
Joe: There's a holiday called that?
Josh: Yeah every January 21st!
Joe: Cool! What did you do?
John: Well, I went on a super date with the entire college cheerleading squad, drank a 1.75 of Vodka, and finally texted my ex a pic of me giving her the middle finger whilst laying out a Cleveland Steamer on the Cheer Captain's chest!
Joe: HEYOOOH!!! Good riddance to that whore!
by CaptainBolar January 14, 2012
by Beauy October 17, 2019
by payton fridriksson:) October 19, 2019
Welcome to the 21st century! When lots of hot topic are out, when kids become famous for no absolute reason, when pop music is in our ears, when iphones and macbooks are in six year old's hand, where kids hang out in clubs and malls, AND when i finally understand how screwed and messed up this world is.
by andspenboyy January 9, 2017