Oh yeah, and it's supposed to be by a meteor this time around. How fun!
Dumbass #1: DUDE WE'RE STILL ALIVE OMG GOD HAS SPARED THE WORLD!
Dumbass #2: BUT WAIT THERE'S GONNA BE SOME HUGE ASS METEOR IN APRIL 2036
Dumbass #1: HOLY SHIT MAN WERE FUCKED
Rational person: Well. I guess the end-of-the-world plots aren't THAT annoying. I did get to fuck some really hot underage chicks last night in public. The cops didn't care because they were all busy getting wasted and running red lights.