The "holy shit the world is gonna end" scheme after December 21st, 2012 passes and we're all still alive. Well, that's assuming nobody can find a reason why we should all die before then. I imagine it'd be hard for the idiots to wait a whole 24 years to introduce a new end-of-the-world plot.
Oh yeah, and it's supposed to be by a meteor this time around. How fun!
December 22, 2012:
Dumbass #1: DUDE WE'RE STILL ALIVE OMG GOD HAS SPARED THE WORLD!
Dumbass #2: BUT WAIT THERE'S GONNA BE SOME HUGE ASS METEOR IN APRIL 2036
Dumbass #1: HOLY SHIT MAN WERE FUCKED
Rational person: Well. I guess the end-of-the-world plots aren't THAT annoying. I did get to fuck some really hot underage chicks last night in public. The cops didn't care because they were all busy getting wasted and running red lights.
The next "end" of the world. This time by a comet!
Jan 1, 2013:
Person #1: We survived 2012!
Person #2: What about 2036?
Person #1: HOLY SHIT! I DON'T WANT TO DIE!