NBA Finals 2006

The biggest joke ever resulting in the worst NBA champion of all time. The series where Dwyane Wade took more free throws in just 3 of the games than he did in the WHOLE 6 game Chicago series. The series where the refs cheated their asses off and Miami still only managed to get 3 of their 4 wins by a COMBINED 6 points. A plot to get Wade a ring before the rest of his overpaid team gets old and sucks even more and save him from being ringless and old like KG, AI, etc.

NBA Finals 2006 Commentary: Dwyane Wade drives to the hoop, stutters, pistol whips josh howard, goes up, defensive foul AND ONE!! The Miami Heat are your new NBA Champions!!

NBA Finals 2006 by Grant Hill October 9, 2006

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NBA Finals 2006

Something Miami won for the first time because

A. Dwyane Wade (the MVP) put up impressive numbers and beat all the odds, including leading his team to 4 straight wins, 1 of those in which Miami was down 13 points in the final quarter with 6 minutes and another of which was the winning one in dallas

B. Dallas played like crap while in miami

C. Did I mention Dwyane Wade put up impressive numbers?

"3 seconds left. Jason Terry shoots the 3...Misses! Dwyane Wade gets the rebound! And the Miami Heat win the NBA Finals 2006, their first title in franchise history!"

NBA Finals 2006 by Jsdkg dwauifhsa June 22, 2006

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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