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1-20 Scale 

0-if you think the person is so UGLY that you just can't give them a 1.

1-Monster, can't bare to look at them.

2-Hideous, 18 more points to go but will never reach it.

3-Ugly, Monstrous, someone you would never ever go out with.

4-UGLY

5-Nothing good about their face but not completly hideous.

6-You just find them unattractive.

7-Ugly but suprisingly face doesn't hurt your eyes.

8-You wouldn't look twice.

9-Almost average just need to fix.

10-Completly average, not a SEXY BEAST but not a MONSTER.

11-Slightly unattractive but not a lot. Someone you wouldn't call ugly but not call HOT.

12-Cute but doesn't make you sexually driven.

13-Cute

14-Just cute, leave it like that.

15-Gorgeous but not someone that drives you sexually, just gorgeous referring to the face. 5 more points to go to make you horny.

16-Pretty, decent to look at, doesn't hurt your eyes, do-able.

17-Pretty hot

18-Good looking, some complaints, but not a lot.

19-H-O-T

20-A walking god or goddess. Doesn't exist but the closest you could get is 19.9.
Actually Happened
Me:On a scale of 1-20 what do you rate me?
Guy (I'm not saying name)-(Making up mind)I give you a 15.
Me:I love the 1-20 scale.
1-20 Scale by tamtam27 October 23, 2010
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201st base 

having sex with a dead body while at the funeral of the person then proceeding to speak about the persons life accomplishments while spanking the minister
Guy 1: I got to 201st base at Monica's funeral this morning

Guy 2: Really! how did it feel?

Guy 1: It was good, at first everyone was horrified until Monica woke up! If it hadnt been for me then she would have been buried alive, it turns out that she was only in a coma but i guess my big willy will will sure woke her up afterwards every thanked me now im a hero

Guy 2: your madd ugly...

201st base by DJ maxximum April 2, 2009

SG-201 Mow

A really expensive powerful lawnmower that is banned in war because of its amazing explosive-warlike capabilities... It can destroy a nuclear bunker in one shot and can be used as a powerful armored vehicle... This lawnmower even survived Tsar Bomba explosion, It is worth $100,000,000,000... And now Ukraine is buying it today!
SG-201 Mow by quartz89 March 13, 2022
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026