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Exodus90 2: Peterson Academy 

It's just the fucking cult thing again. Jesus Christ!
Hym "Exodus90 2: Peterson Academy academy is out. They clearly didn't get enough people to sign up for the jungle compound. I'm not doing. My life will consist of 1 thing and 1 thing only: reducing infinity to zero. But beyond that it's literally just selling people into slavery. He wants to be a modern slave owner. So you sign up, take his bullshit University of Phoenix level course, AND THEN... He (LIKELY) sells you to a company that (Likely) has some sort of hiring contract. He just shifted the slavery up one level of abstraction further. 'See, we go back to selling them to eachother but THIS TIME... This time I'll get the slaves to pay me to sell them to their masters."

Action Quake 2

The best LAN game in the world. We play Action Quake 2 to pass time in Computer Science class while we are supposed to be doing our programs.
We$ton and Lotus had open heart surgery, compliments of Austin's knife.

Mr. G loses a vital chest organ thanks to will's 12-guage.

SMILEY_BOB complains about the n00b cannon while camping in a dark alley.

Paranormal Activity 2 

A slow-paced yawner of a "scary" movie that will leave you wanting to watch literally anything else. People have said, "The last 15 minutes will scar you for life."

But all I saw was over an hour of build-up for a disappointing ending. Not scary at all.

Many people believe that anyone who doesn't find it scary are just unimaginative morons who believe only gore is scary. When in reality the morons who find the film scary are the kind of people who honestly believe that the "found footage" horror films are real. The kind of people who wrote angry letters about "The Blair Witch Project" because they thought it was in poor taste that a studio would profit off of the death of 3 innocent teenagers. Without doing their research and finding out that it was 3 actors pretending to be scared and lost in the woods while being chased by a monster.
Idiot: Dude, Paranormal Activity 2 scared me so bad that I stay up at night with the lights on at night and then sleep during the day.

Friend of Idiot: You were scared by that boring ass movie?

Idiot: Dude, how could you not be scared? It's a true story. That was actual footage from the security cameras that the family had in their house. They really died and the baby was really kidnapped. Didn't you see the thing at the beginning where the studio thanked the local police department for giving them the footage?

Friend of Idiot: Your stupidity makes my brain hurt.

action quake 2

Modification of Quake 2; precursor of the modern-day tactical realism shooter
action quake 2 by Anonymous May 20, 2003

Reverse Ace Ventura 2 

When a man shoves his head (face first is essential) into another mans rectum; as filmed from the inside with a GoPro

The reverse of the Mechanical Rhino "birth" scene from Ace Ventura 2
Dude legit Reverse Ace Ventura 2'd me last night. Does that make me gay?

Hiveswap act 2

WHAT THE FUCK TIS ACTUALY OUT

ITS ACTUALL Y OUT WHAHHA WAHHH WHHAHHH TODAY IS THE RELEASE DATE AS IM TYPING THIS ITS STILL NOT OUT RN IM REFRESHING THE STEAM PAGE EVERY 8 SECONDS
HIVESWAP ACT 2 IS TODAY I NEVER THOUGHT IT WAS GOING TO COME OUT
Hiveswap act 2 by Kuprum_maxlol69 November 25, 2020