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Teacher: Jimmy, what's 2 plus 2?
Jimmy: 5!
Teacher: Good job.
2 plus 2 by bob the brony March 15, 2020

2 plus 2 is 4 minus 1 that's 3 quick maths 

The first line of the song, "Man's Not Hot" by Big Shaq. It is a perfect opening line and captures the pure randomness of the song.
2 plus 2 is 4 minus 1 that's 3 quick maths. Every day man's on the block. Smoke trees. See your girl in the park. That girl is a uckers. When the ting went quack quack quack, you man were ducking.

2 plus 2 equals chair 

A joke making fun of the math equation 2 plus 2
Man 1: 2 plus 2 does not equal 4 idiot

Man 2: what do you mean 2 plus 2 doesn't equal 4 ? Yes it does asshat!

Man 1: 2 plus 2 equals Chair because if you put the number 4 upside down it makes a chair

Man 2: Since when the hell did come to be?
2 plus 2 equals chair by Hunter126 December 17, 2017

2 plus 2 is 4 minus 1 that's 3 quick maths 

an example of someone who didn't pay attention in the maths
Sir Wellingtonsibridulatumarevana : 2 plus 2 is 4 minus 1 that's 3 quick maths

Tim : Kid, go back to school

2 plus 2 equals 5 

if u have two small knives and two large knives than u have five knives. because the mass of the two large knives could vary well equal the mass of three small knives therefore u have 5 knives. two plus two equals five... 2 plus 2 equals 5
if u have two small knives and two large knives than u have five knives. because the mass of the two large knives could vary well equal the mass of three small knives therefore u have 5 knives. two plus two equals five... 2 plus 2 equals 5
2 plus 2 equals 5 by HAWK123 August 18, 2009

Divide by 2 Plus 1 

A rule for gauging a girl's level of hotness when dancing on them in the club when you are intoxicated.

Simply begin by judging her hotness out of 10, then divide that number by 2, and add 1.

NOTE: Will not work for girls who you rate less than a 2, but if your drunk and you think they're a 1, why would you dance with them in the first place?!
- Dude I was dancing with this shawty last night, she was a easily an 8!

--Chris, how drunk were you?

-Really spaced dude!

-- Better use the divide by 2 plus 1 rule then.

- Damn, she was only a 5 :(
Divide by 2 Plus 1 by GCSRT8 May 25, 2012