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When somebody's your 2 A.M. it means that at no matter what time of day you call or need them, they will be there for you. This is a very high level of friendship, and means that you're true friends.
*It's 2 A.M. and you're really sad*
*pick up phone and call your 2 A.M.*
You: Hey, I'm upset about...
Your 2 A.M.: I'll be right over
2 A.M. by jjaid November 14, 2011
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2 A.M run 

The act of going to a womens house and holding her at gun point inorder to gain her trust. And normally has a younger child as a get away driver if things go bad.
Person 1) hey what ever happend to you and KC
person 2) idk but i think we should pull a "2 A.M run" to gain her trust
2 A.M run by Snomanprotector December 14, 2010

2 A.M. Brain 

A result of staying up into the late hours of the night. Symptoms include tiredness, an urge to laugh at almost everything, strange thoughts, and other typical sleep-deprivation symptoms.
Person A: Check out this snail I found. *holds up snail*
Person B: BAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA-
Person A: Yep, they’ve got 2 A.M. Brain.
2 A.M. Brain by cntoesussie June 24, 2023

2 a.m. chill 

The cold breeze that passes every day at 2 a.m. wherever you are, whatever the weather or your lever of tiredness.
Can you feel the 2 a.m. chill running down your spine?
2 a.m. chill by Braingoespop June 16, 2024

s.y.s.a.t.j.g.m.o.10.1.2.3.g.i.g.y.p 

See you sexy and them jeans got me on 10 1 2 3 girl I got you pinned
It always wyd and never S.Y.S.A.T.J.G.M.O.10.1.2.3.G.I.G.Y.P

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This is the peak of bordom, you decide that qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm wasen't enough, and poiuytrewqlkjhgfdsamnbvcxz, and also qazsedcftgbhujmkol, and awsxdrfvgyhnjiklp, etc etc,
Person 1: bro im so boreddddddddddddddddddddd,
Person 2: have you tried esc F1 F2 F3 F4 F5 F6 F7 F8 F9 F10 F11 F12 insert delete ` 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 0 - = tab q w e r t y u i o p \ capslock a s d f g h j k l shift z x c v b n m , . / shift ctrl fn alt space alt ctrl?
Person 1: OMFG DID YOU NOT READ THE PATCH NOTES??
person 2: wdym?
person 1: IF YOU SAY SOME WORDS THAT ARE TOO LONG YOU-
*person 2 explodes

` 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 0 - = q w e r t y u i o p [ ] \ a s d f g h j k l ; ' z x c v b n m , . / ~ ! @ # $ % ^ & * ( ) _ + Q W E R T Y U I O P { } | A S D F G H J K L : " Z X C V B N M < > ? 

Wow you are that bored that you went above and beyond and typed this congrats you get nothing.
I was bored and typed

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