2+2

A type of fish

Teacher: what's 2+2?

Kid: 4

Teacher: If magic was real it would equal fish.

by Anonymous9056 March 16, 2018

2+2

Having received two Pfizer or Moderna COVID shots (or one J&J) and passed the two-week waiting period.

"Hey hottie, I'm 2+2!"

by Gwilpak Ziipster May 11, 2021

2+2

A golf ball about to hit someone.

What's 2+2?
FORE!

by I am DGGGJJJCDDFGHHJKKJJHGFR February 5, 2020

2 & 2

To figure out and come to a conclusion. Usually in reference to something incredibly simple.

Guy 1: What's taking you so long?
Guy 2: I can't remember which key locks the deadbolt.
Guy 1: Well 2 & 2 that shit, I wanna hit the bars while we're young.

by Scott Friday December 10, 2008

2

It is fucking 2

I have 2 balls

by 69420 gang December 15, 2019

2 on

Getting 2 on is getting drunk and high at the same time, made popular by the singer Tinashe, which is pretty fucking genius if you think about it🤔

"Im 2 on, im too hype"
"I love to get 2 on"

by Irdc tbh June 1, 2017

2+2

5

Bob: 2+2 =4
John: dumdass it's 5 u mindless sheep

by idiotnumero1 March 25, 2021