july 16th

Hey guess what day it is
What?

July 16th
And what about it?
It's national suck day!

by Trapbart June 25, 2017

July 16th

People born on July 16th are angels and u should never ever ever hurt them in ur entire life.
PERIOD.

Person: hey! What's ur bday?
Person 2: it's July 16th
Person: that explains why u are SO AMAZING

by Let's.just.forget December 17, 2021

Its National Asshole Day!

Nows the time to acknowledge all the assholes in your life.

Sophie: Hey is July 16th!

Isaiah: Ok?

Sophie: Its National Asshole Day

Isaiah: And?

Sophie: You're an asshole

by Harassment1234 November 15, 2020

the day two teenagers fell in love.

(usually named ell and molly)

*july 16th 2020*
“will you go out with me?” molly asked

“:0...i-...yes.” ell replied

“i love you molly.”
“i love you too, so much.”

by peanug November 16, 2020

The best people are born on this day. They can be annoying but they're the best at football. They are nice and would do anything for you.

Hi when's your birthday
Its July 16th
CAN WE BE BESTIES PLEASE

by Ghoulix November 6, 2021

by EVEHOPS! July 16, 2021

Person 1: Dude, they have shoplifting detectors
Person 2: Don't worry, it's July 16th
Person 1: Got a hammer?

Rip shoplifting detector 07/16

by DuckBackscratcher October 1, 2023