July 16th

A day where the most clever, beautiful, smartest, funniest and kind people are born.

On some occasions they're meme lords and great guides to the internet.

-That man here has everything going for him.
-You bet! He was born on July 16th

-This guy born on July 16th is so intimidating, I could never talk to him...
-Don't hesitate! He's great, he will make you comfortable then laugh your ass off

by The_red_Ostara February 4, 2020

July 16th

July 16th is National Ask Someone Out Day!

James: Hey, do you know what day it is?
Cameron: Oh yeah! It’s July 16th, National Ask Someone Out Day! You should definitely ask out Chloe!

by Joe Momma21 November 12, 2019

July 16th

The day you were most likely born if you are looking this up

Chad: Ayyyy happy JULY 16TH
Brad:Thanks my man

by Frat boy101 November 3, 2019

July 16th

The day that the “best friend” is born , the one who knows EVERYTHING but never tells . The one who loves but never loved .

Best friend: hey whens your birthday?
Them: July 16th ,why?
Best friend: Oh can you tell me the secrets ?
Them: no they are “secrets” for a reason.
Best friend: ugh.. nobody likes you .
Them: i know …..

by MaxisShort_L March 6, 2022

July 16th

People born on July 16th are angels and u should never ever ever hurt them in ur entire life.
PERIOD.

Person: hey! What's ur bday?
Person 2: it's July 16th
Person: that explains why u are SO AMAZING

by Let's.just.forget December 17, 2021

July 16th

Its National Asshole Day!

Nows the time to acknowledge all the assholes in your life.

Sophie: Hey is July 16th!

Isaiah: Ok?

Sophie: Its National Asshole Day

Isaiah: And?

Sophie: You're an asshole

by Harassment1234 November 15, 2020

July 16th

the day two teenagers fell in love.

(usually named ell and molly)

*july 16th 2020*
“will you go out with me?” molly asked

“:0...i-...yes.” ell replied

“i love you molly.”
“i love you too, so much.”

by peanug November 16, 2020