I'm 12 and what is this? 

Sometimes used ironically on image boards like 4chan when someone posts off topic or offensive material on a board where such content is inappropriate. This is usually posted in combination with sage to avoid bumping the thread.

anonA: Furry time!!!1 (explicit image of fluffy creatures)
anonB (sage): Please go away.
anonC (sage): I'm 12 and what is this?

I'm 12 and what is this? by greiz June 7, 2011

I am 12 and what is this? 

A phrase used to indicate that the user finds someone else's comment, picture or video to be inappropriate or otherwise NSFW.

Rarely used to indicate any actual offense; rather, it's almost always presented as humor or sarcasm, or by trolls trying to stir the pot. Most people tend to report any actual terms of service violations, rather than simply commenting.

Almost never used by actual 12-year-olds, who are technically too young to be on most social media sites anyway.

Person A: *posts a meme featuring daVinci's Venus de Milo*

Person B: I am 12 and what is this?

I am 12 and what is this? by Born Blitzed August 26, 2017

I'm only 12 and I'm listening to this song

A comment often left on older youtube music videos. A way for kids to congratulate themselves for listening to a song that is usually older than they are. They believe that this fact makes them better than everyone else, and smarter than anyone who listens to today's pop music.

Kid: OMG I'm only 12 and I'm listening to this song. I was born in the wrong generation!!!

I'm only 12 and I'm listening to this song by TaiChiTony July 10, 2019

12 and 6

12 and 6 is a hand position that you use when you're fingering a girl. Your index finger(12 o'clock) should be straight out and your middle finger should be pointed towards 6 o'clock.

Tom- "yo I gave her the 12 and 6 and she was begging for more!"
Bill- "yeahyuh gets em every time!"

12 and 6 by Marioman July 20, 2006

20 grams of cocaine and 12 coffees 

When you pull a all nighter and try and stay up all day but will probably need 20 grams of cocaine and 12 coffees just to stay up for 3 seconds. WARNING: you're probably gonna die just saying

I will probably need 20 grams of cocaine and 12 coffees] in order to right every last letter of this sentence

20 grams of cocaine and 12 coffees by hitlers gay son March 18, 2017

12 Guage and Rage 

When your suicidal but wanting some excitement.
You load the 12 guage shotgun and load a single shell, ready to go out with a bang but in style.

Person 1: "Dude I don't want to live anymore but at the same time I don't want to leave without a bang."
Other person: "Dude, play the 12 Guage and Rage!"

12 Guage and Rage by OGSK August 20, 2020

12 minutes and 58 seconds 

Look at this shit, LOOK AT THIS STUPID BULLSHIT. Restarting in 12 minutes and 58 seconds This shit comes up on my computer EVERY SINGLE DAY, automatically, 'Your PC needs to restart to finish installing important updates', EVERY SINGLE DAY, and every single day I click later, you know why I click later? Because there's no option to click never, i'd like to click never, I NEVER WANNA INSTALL THESE BULLSHIT, MEANINGLESS, WORTHLESS.. I HATE EM, I HATE THESE STUPID UPDATES. LOOK AT THIS SHIT, EVERY DAY THIS COMES UP! And you know what happens when you click later a few times? And a few days go by and you keep clicking later and later cause you don't wanna fucking do it, you just wanna put it off? This automatic bullshit that interrupts your work and makes you turn off your fucking computer and you click later everyday, eventually it takes away the option to even click later and it just says, here's your only options, we're basically putting a knife to your head and saying you can either, you can either fucking, you, you can either wait 11 minutes and we'll shut it off for you or you can just you know bite the bullet and shut it off now. Doesn't even give you a choice to say no, IT JUST COMES UP WHENEVER IT WANTS, AUTOMATICALLY AND SAYS, 'fuck you, we're turning off your computer, no matter what you're doing, in ten minutes and forty seven seconds. LOOK AT THIS SHIT, IAM FUCKING RENDERING SOMETHING, YOU COCK SUCKER! I AM DOING IMPORTANT SHIT, WHY DO YOU NEED TO INSTALL?

Installing updates in 12 minutes and 58 seconds

12 minutes and 58 seconds by Internetsavior August 26, 2023