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100 dollar rule

A rule that implies a guy should receive sex from a girl that he is seeing/dating within a 100 usd dollars being spent on her. If he does not receive sex with the first $100 spent, the girl is not into him and/or is using him.
Ex1. Guy A: So how did it go with that girl Kelly last night?

Guy B: It was fun. I bought her 100 dollars worth of clothes when we went to the mall and she said she would call me soon.

Guy A: C'mon man, 100 dollar rule! She's just using you for your money...you should have gotten laid!

Ex2. GUY 1: So how did the dinner date go last night with that chick with the big t&a last night?

GUY2: I ended up spending $100 on a seafood dinner & drinks then we went back to her place and tapped that ass all night. I even got a tossed salad from her!

Guy 1: NICE! She passed the 100 dollar rule...she's a keeper!
100 dollar rule by DeMan7669 September 28, 2013
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Breadhead 

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A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
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Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
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Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!
Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012

giantess 

she will either play with you crush you use you a slave or eat you
giantess by Tonyt September 8, 2004