3 1/2 inch floppy 

a disk for getting stuff from 1 pc to another 1.
but mostly used in jokes.

(when a computer rejects a 3 1/2 inch floppy)
lorlor: aww thats mean i wouldnt reject a 3 1/2 inch floppy.
georgie: girl, your standards are LOW!

3 1/2 inch floppy by memememememememememememe May 4, 2006

3 1/2 inch floppy 

term used to describe asian nerds that have a small and floppy dick.

greg: hey dude have you heard, ping pong has a 3 1/2 inch floppy.
ping pong: no i don't, but i have to go play ping pong now

3 1/2 inch floppy by prejudice white boy November 29, 2004

7 1/2 Inch Crab Mallet 

Another word for the male genitalia when 7 1/2 inches long.

We started making out and then he wipped out his 7 1/2 inch crab mallet!

7 1/2 Inch Crab Mallet by Jerzley July 30, 2006

1 inch 2 inch

1 inch 2 inch is the Dr. Suess way of saying someone has a small dick

Damn I heard Matt has a 1 inch 2 inch

1 inch 2 inch by Cryptdog April 23, 2019

7 1/2 incher 

The penis size of a sexy beast....in other words, the perfect size !

Rj Card: "Technically, I'm a 7 1/2 incher..."

7 1/2 incher by SexxyyKittyy(; November 29, 2010

12 inch pianist 

An hilarious joke that young children will not understand.

One day a man walks into a bar and to his amazement, he finds a tiny person playing a tiny
piano. Stunned the man asked the bartender where he got this amazing person. The

bartender replied that inside the closet there is a genie that will grant him a single wish.

The man dashed into the the closet and as the bartender said, there was a genie inside.

Without hesitation the man wished for a million bucks, but instead 1 million ducks

instantly appeared. Infuriated the man stormed to the bartender and screamed

"I think your genie is hard of hearing, I asked for a million bucks but instead I got a million ducks."

The bartender shook his head and replied, "You're telling me... Do you really think I asked for a 12 inch pianist?"

12 inch pianist by drones November 1, 2014

12 inch man hammer 

A fucking huge ass cock that Penatrates deep within the depths of Womans orphus. Can also be used for home improvement.

Hey mitch, can you throw me a 12 inch man hammer? I need to hang up this picture of my Persian wife.

12 inch man hammer by Peakey1001 October 5, 2011