an instrumental progression as defined by people who don't know how to play an instrument.

Some how the root (1) has shifted to a zero (0) and we're left with an anomalous gap between the new root (0) and the second note a.k.a the supertonic (2). This, of course, is used to insult beginner musicians who are just learning triads and scale degrees, but unironically shows the lack of knowledge of those using said insult.
".. and then he came into the guitar store and played 0 3 5..."
"you mean 1-3-5?"
"na, man... 0 is the starting note"
"so... you play 9 note octaves?"
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An inside unoriginal overused joke only guitar players will understand it is the tablature of the riff in the 70s rock song, "Smoke on the Water" by Deep Purple it is often regarded as the easiest guitar riff of all time that every guitarist knows. Most guitarists just refer to the song as "0-3-5" and think its funny to play everywhere and yell out "PLAY 0-3-5!".

(ngl though it does slap and is a banger song in general)
Unfunny guy in a guitar center: PLAY 0-3-5 BRO!

Literally everyone's expression in a 5-mile radius: "Damn bro you got the whole squad laughing"
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its a way of writing the number "127'
these arent random
some of you might notice a pattern
1+1 is 2 so you do
1+1+2 which is 4
1+1+2+4 = 8
1+1+2+4+8 + 16

when you get to 16 break it down to single digit and add them seperately so
1+1+2+4+"1+6"
you will get 23 so

1 + 1 + 2 + 4 + 8 + 1 + 6 + "2 + 3"
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did you know 1+1+2+4+8+1+6+2+3+2+8+3+8+4+9+6+2+7+0+7+7+9+1+1+0+1+1+3+1+7+1+1+5+1+2+2 is a way of writing 127
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Don’t believe any of the one direction boys are dads
Person 1: “I’m an 0/3”

Person 2: “What does that mean?”

Person 3: “I don’t believe any of the boys are dads.”
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someone who belives Zayn Malik, Louis Tomlinson and Liam Payne aren't dads.
person 1: Are you 0/3 ?
person 2: What that means?
person 1: It means that you don't believe Zayn, Louis and Harry are dads.
person 2: Oh no, i think they are all dads.
person 1: So you are anti bgg?
person 2: Yes.
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