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OJ or No-J

Orange Juice or No Juice?
Term used to question whether person is drinking or not drinking an alcoholic beverage.
An individual who is not drinking an alcoholic drink would be on the "OJ" and a person drinking alcohol will be on the "No-J"
Example 1:
Georgina: Hey Dorsa! are you OJ or No-J tonight?
Dorsa: Hey Georgina, im OJ tonight sorry, im driving.

Example 2:
Dorsa: Parsa's driving tonight - IM ON THE NO-J !!!
OJ or No-J by PMans June 17, 2013

J.O. and O.J. 

Jerking off and orange juice; Masturbating in the morning (i.e. before breakfast).
Sorry I'm late, I was just finishing some J.O. and O.J.
J.O. and O.J. by Mattj June 7, 2016
{B.O.J.O} meaning your" better off jerking off"
dam bruh she nasty u B.O.J.O
B.O.J.O by bojo nigga March 16, 2019

Dropping an O.J. 

The act of taking a massive dump and having no shit on your toilet paper after your first wipe.
Bro 1: Yo dude, it smells like shit in the bathroom. Did you just drop a load?

Bro 2: Yea bro. I was dropping an O.J.! Got away with murder!
Dropping an O.J. by Mr. Hollywood February 14, 2013

O.J. Nicholas J. Saint Crapper 

This is something you repeat to yourself over and over again as fast as you can when trying to urgently find a toilet because you are holding in a huge bowl movement that feels like it is about to explode out your ass at any unsuspecting momoent.
Your stomach is aching, and gurgling, and you feel you cant hold it any longer.
SO...You ask the teacher for permission to use the bathroom.
"And the teacher allows you"
So you calmly get out of your seat like "No Big Deal" and you slowly head out the door, making sure to close it behind you.
And as soon as the door is closed you break into a super fast speed walk while clinching your butt-cheecks together and repeating to yourself as fast as you can "O.J. Nicholas J. Saint Crapper"....As if it is some kind of prayer that is keeping you from crapping all over yourself.

O.J. style 

To murder some people and get plead innocent. Then write a book and make a documentary about it; basicly making fun of the whole event, and admitting that you did it. Giving a huge party 10 years after the final judgement and inviting everyone (including the world press) is also a part of it.
OJ Simpson murdered Nicole Simpson and Ronald Goldman. He got away with it O.J. Style.
O.J. style by Dickkwikkwek November 26, 2006