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A response to any unexpected or displeasing news which expresses surprise and occasionally vague embarrassment.
"Reed, get a job or we're kicking you out of the house."

"...what?"
by Peter McConville November 11, 2007
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Cleveland Steamer Plush

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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A way of acting like what you just said wasn't actually said by you, kind of similar to "jk". Always preceded by a stunning, weird, or just utterly offensive comment or question that is completely untrue (hopefully). Sometimes including a "wait," before it, as in "...wait, what?!"
I just floored it through a school zone full of deaf and blind children... Wait, what?

Me and your sister just had sex...What?

I'm gay...What?
by L.P.33 February 08, 2011
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Golden Shower Plush

He's warmer than you think.

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