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Liar-in-Chief 

Nickname for any President of the United States who lies more than he tells the truth according to multiple non partisan fact checking organizations. Donald Trump is currently caught up with so many ties to Russia and Putin that he can't seem to untangle that the lying has increased on a daily basis.
Trump told multiple lies today which is pretty much what a Liar-in-Chief does every day
Liar-in-Chief by geraldatwork March 7, 2017
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Liar In Chief 

Nickname for a head of government whose statements regularly have such tenuous links with reality that he/she is not taken seriously by others, except, perhaps by such people as are earning a living by trying to explain away the lies of their employer.
The press secretary is struggling to make credible the words of his liar in chief.
Liar In Chief by Wryface March 20, 2017

Pathological Liar 

It’s someone who lies so much that it’s just a part of their life now. They usually starts at a young age and then it snowballs into their teenage and adult years. It sometimes isn’t even about big things. They’ll lie about anything just because they feel like it. Also when people expose them for being a liar the either lie more to get out of it or get extremely defensive.
Briana: Gavin is a Pathological Liar!
Me: What’s that?
Briana: It’s someone who lies so much that it’s just a part of their life now.
Me: Ok so why do you say that?
Briana: He always says he has so many girls but when I ask him about it he can’t think of anything.

Me: Have you tried just asking him about it?
Briana: I tried but he just gets all defensive!

Patelogical Liar 

The term, taken from the widely known "pathological liar", is used to describe all those of an Indian race who, for some reason, still believe lying is morally acceptable. Because of this they lie all the time and are therefor pathological liars. To specify that the person's race is Indian, the common Indian surname "Patel" is used.
Person A: Have you met Niral? He said he's adopted.

Person B: Yeah, dude, that isn't true. He's a Patelogical liar.

Little Liar

Little liar was commonly used to describe children who told a porky. The little was added to make it sound non threatening to the wee nippers and it was often said in a sing songy tone. Little liar is now commonly used by adults to describe other adults caught out in blatant lies. Once called a Little Liar you are immediately made to feel small by your stupidity in not thinking of something more believable. Once called a little liar you are tarnished for life and once a little liar, you will always be known as that great big twat.
Why have you got porn on your phone?
I haven't!
Why are even denying it.
I haven't even watched it! Barry sent it to me!
You're such a little liar!

How tall are you?
5ft 1"
No way you're 5ft 1", you're only 5ft 2" with 3 inch heels on.
You little liar

Babe can I use your phone, mines charging upstairs
Why do you need it?
Why are you asking, what are you hiding?!!!!
Nothing, I don't need this, I'm going out!
You're such a little liar!!!!

She's denying she's had Botox!
What? It's so obvious!
I know right... she's such a little liar
Little Liar by MJwrites July 23, 2017

Liar's Paradox 

The paradox that is created when someone tells you that he or she is a liar. If he IS a liar and tells you that he is a liar, then he is telling the truth and can't be a liar. If he is NOT a liar, but tells you that he is a liar, then he is telling you a lie, so he must be a liar.
"Hey George! Don't believe a word I say!"
"Man, that's fucked up big time. If I believe what you are saying now, it means I must not believe you, and if I don't believe you, it means I have to believe you! It's the Liar's Paradox!"
Liar's Paradox by Stefano Amare October 18, 2013

Craigslist Liar 

One who gives misleading information about his intentions with a seller. The craigslist liar is known to promise a meeting time and never show. The craigslist liar is generally characterized by over-enthusiam about an item he claims he wants to buy accompanied by repeated texts about his intentions. The craigslist liar is almost always a potential buyer. In the end the seller gets one broke off in him and he's left high and dry.
Dale and the craigslist liar...

Dale got stood up three times last week,
That craigslist liar broke him over and had his way with him, in the end, dale felt used and violated.
Craigslist Liar by v_man October 19, 2013