full scrotum 

1.Anything that hits you in the face unexpectedly
2.Literally, a ball sack in your face (named for the great French writer, Honoré de Balzac)

1. Yes he loved slapstick, but this creampie was the full scrotum
2. If you are in Taintown, then you know what a full scrotum is

full scrotum by manshark April 28, 2016

milk scrotum 

The convenient elastic mesh pouch in the rear of a SUV which holds a gallon container of milk.

I used to worry about milk spilling in my car every time I went around a corner and the gallon of milk tipped over. Now I just place it into the milk scrotum and never have to worry because it holds it tight and close to the body of the car.

milk scrotum by Sidney's natural resources April 30, 2019

Speedy Scrotum 

A medical condition when a man has no control over his scrotum sack, resulting in complete ejaculation everywhere and anywhere.

Robert saw a pretty girl at the cafe and came all over himself. Robert has a speedy scrotum.

Speedy Scrotum by LaZingara September 28, 2017

Carpe Scrotum

Grab Life By The Balls

Carpe Scrotum!

Carpe Scrotum by Ballsack August 8, 2003

Tree Scrotum 

Tree Scrotum or Treescrotum.

The combination between a tree and a scrotum.
Can be used as a disorienting insult or an awkward silence breaker.

Guy 1: That's not what your mom was sayin in bed last night!
Guy 2: STFU tree scrotum!
Guy 1: ??
Guy 2: *punch*

Guy: So I was at this party last night when out of know where there was a crazy awkward silence. One guy tried busting out the awkward turtle, but it didn't work, so I yelled out "Tree Scrotum!"

Tree Scrotum by §3 Blaze May 14, 2010

Stinky Scrotum 

The particular odor that emits from a male's gentials when an abnormal amount of sweat combines with unwashed filth.

Bob: Dude what's that smell? Have you showered recently?
Tim: Nah brah, and I just went to the gym
Bob: Brah I can smell your stinky scrotum...

Stinky Scrotum by Ohdoyanow May 23, 2011

majestic scrotum 

a scrotum of complete and utter majesty.

THE QUEEN: how is ones "majestic scrotum" today?

PRINCE PHILLIP: they are of a very majestic state

majestic scrotum by matt and adz July 2, 2008