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Jean Skirts, really really short jean skirts similar to booty shorts but in jean form.
-"Dude, 3 o'clock check out those 3 girls in skeans"
-"Nice, I love girls in skeans!"
-"Yea man, those girls just up'd to 8s for wearing those"

-"SHAWTY GOT SKEANS!"

-"Wouldn't that ass look tight in skeans!?"
skeans by bbnttz April 24, 2008
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The idiotic look when someone rocks skater shoes and skinny jeans. The new "junners". But instead of runners they're wearing skater shoes. "Skeans". Not a really good look to be rockin'.
Jacqui: "Oh hey, see Chris over there,"

Tayla: "Yeah? Why?"

Jacqui: "Look, he's rockin' the Skeans.."

Tayla: "Eww"
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A pair of blue jeans that has been repurposed into a skirt by ripping out the inner seams and adding material to the front and back
Mary, tired of her old True Religions, had her grandma make them into a sweet pair of skeans.
Skeans by thankyoubye September 3, 2009
A mix of a skirt and jeans.
“Did you see that teacher? She’s wearing skeans!”
skeans by cornilius.duh March 27, 2023

Skanstaffiny 

"The Duchess was killed in a skanstaffiny accident."
Skanstaffiny by Angelica. October 10, 2008

Seansick 

Feeling detached from, or deeply missing, the greatest person in your life, Sean, a God amongst men. Sean God
My goodness, I am so seansick, I really need to see Sean
Seansick by dundundun... April 29, 2011
The highly attractive combination of sneakers and jeans
Oh my god check out Gavin, Sneans alert
Sneans by Jamie Fisher May 17, 2007