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On a pedestal 

To value something greatly, yet, unintentionally, you completely stay away from it
You're putting the pussy on a pedestal, man
On a pedestal by PseudonymTES December 28, 2009

pussy on a pedestal 

One who puts "pussy on a pedestal" is usualy a male who treats women, sex, and pussy as unattainable godly forces, when in reality they are God's greatest gift.

Used prominently in "The 40 Year Old Virgin"
You know what your problem is? You're putting the pussy on a pedestal!

pussy on a pedestal 

Putting sex with a woman at too high of a standard for which to attain.
"you mean he still hasn't asked her out yet, man he's really putting the pussy on a pedestal this time."
pussy on a pedestal by pike-pat February 15, 2008

Pussy on a pedestal 

Putting sex above what is really important in life
Zachary: Never put that pussy on a pedestal

pussy on a pedestal 

Pussy on a pedestal is a phrase most idiotic people picked up from the feature film '40 Year Old Virgin.' The true meaning to pussy on a pedestal is meant to be ironic and literative. Pussy on a pedestal is simply the act of making a woman's 'vagina' as something too sacred, when in fact, it's nothing but a piece of meat/organ that a man sticks his meat in and grinds to achieve an orgasm, in the literal sense of the meaning and the film interpretation. It is, as the Clinic Dad appreciates his son for using a woman's 'pussy' as something very easily attainable like an ordinary good, nothing but something very plain and mediocre as such only to be idealized by their primary holders: women themselves and people who have nothing better to do than to ponder about an organ that just gets shriveled and old when the woman is 70.
Man 1: Man...a woman's pussy is so amazing. It's a 'gift' from god.
Man 2: If it was a gift from god, then virgins like Mary wouldn't be so highly revered
Man 1: It's just something sacred, and beautiful and shows love and passion
Man 2: You're just putting the pussy on a pedestal. It's nothing but a piece of meat that you just grind in and empty your balls with.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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