Flaccid eater 

Someone who can’t get it up but still wants to please his lover

Ed can’t get an erection but still gives his wife oral sex. Ed is a Flaccid eater

Flaccid eater by Kraven morehead February 10, 2023

Steven Hawkings soup eater 

A person who eats soup and dribbles it all down their shirt and, despite this, outright refuses to use a straw.

Oh dear, Gary is in 'Steven Hawkings soup eater' mode again, dribbling tomato soup all down his tee shirt.

Steven Hawkings soup eater by Terence Dactyl July 5, 2014

Ekaterina 

A beautiful girl, loving, kind, caring even if she doesn't see it herself. She is the best partner anyone can ask for. The best person anyone could meet. The type of person that keeps a place in people's hearts forever and always.

Ekaterina: hey, is something bothering you?
Noah: Na there is nothing at all
Ekaterina: well I'm always here for you
Noah: well there is actually something...

Ekaterina by Wizkid55 December 21, 2019

Drumpf eater 

Someone so infatuated with the fake wealth and prestige of a pathological liar that s/he routinely bends over to inhale the liar's many drumpfs.

KellyAnne almost fainted, but said she was fine, just took in too many drumpfs this morning. I had no idea she was such a drumpf eater.

Drumpf eater by ciabrat January 26, 2017

Sunscreen eater

A term used by Albertsstuff/Flamingo to describe a robloxian with a skin error that makes their face white and only their face.

Kid: Why is that dude's face so white?
Other kid: Must be a sunscreen eater.

Sunscreen eater by Yhop! February 18, 2020

Ekaterina 

A girl who is beautiful and intelligent and hilarious to be around. The bestest friend anyone could ever ask for. She is also a girl who is great in bed and knows how to get to someone's heart quickly. She is easy to love and the best person you could ever hope to meet. Everyone should strive to be like Ekaterina, as she is the model human being.

My best friend's name is Ekaterina. Man, I wish I was more like her...

Ekaterina by loverofloveitself November 2, 2014

Weed Eater 

The most randomly generated punchline to a joke.

"Why did the chicken cross the road?"

"Weed eater"

Weed Eater by UR MOM IS HELLA GAY November 13, 2019