Chocolate Eclairs 

Refrence to an explicit sex act which involves a man deficating on a women's chest, cutting the feces open, jizzing inside of a single turd and then watching the women eat the entire thing.

Jesus, you guys weren't kidding about the prostitute you bought me last night, she was a real nasty one, she was into catholiz priezts, jurblonskiis, and chocolate eclairs! What a fucking dirty whore!

Chocolate Eclairs by Dr. Cornwalice April 14, 2008

eclaircookiesolos 

eclair cookies #1 fan

eclaircookiesolos is the best tiktoker

eclaircookiesolos by sdadadarstfadarwsa June 25, 2022

The Éclair 

When an Éclair is placed over a man's penis just prior to receiving a blowjob. The woman will gently eat away at the dessert while pleasing the luck fellow. Feels great for him and tastes great for her. Gives a whole new meaning to 'the cream filling'

Guy 1: "Oh man, there's a new bakery that just opened down my street with some of the best Éclairs that I know *insert girl's name* and my dong will love!"
Guy 2: "... what are you going on about?!"
Guy 1: "I'm pulling The Éclair tonight!"

The Éclair by RizzleKnowsHisStuff December 26, 2009

Dirty Eclair

A Dirty Eclair is a soft serve animal poop that has dog hair (or any other type of hair) and dirt covering it. These are not a hard find if u are around animals frequently.

Guy 1: Dude look at that dead rat on the floor.

Guy 2: That’s no rat, it’s a Dirty Eclair!
Guy 1: Woah bro!

Guy 2: Bro!

Dirty Eclair by BootyScooty July 21, 2019

Hot Eclair 

1. When a man defecates on a woman's chest and then masturbates and ejaculates on the excrement.

I thought she was the girl of my dreams until she asked me to give her a Hot Eclair.

Hot Eclair by Double D done dirt cheap November 18, 2019

Tonbridge Reverse Eclair

Sexual Act.
Whilst partaking in anal sex, the recieving party will begin pushing out a log of excrement till it makes contact with the tip. At this point, the giving party will ejaculate, injecting his load into the log. This will result in the formation of a Tonbridge Reverse Eclair, which may be decorated with seepage.

Guy 1: Dude, your room smells like shit.
Guy 2: Yeah dude, Emily and I went hard last night.
Guy 1: Did you make a Tonbridge Reverse Eclair, though?
Guy 2: Yeah, dude. It was lit.
Guy 1: Rad dude.

Tonbridge Reverse Eclair by Roger Lichtenstein July 15, 2016

Adderall Eclair 

Adderall wrapped in dip. Taken in the same way as normal lippers. The sweet sensation emanating from the adderall resembles that coming from an eclair. Best taken with the sweet orange adderall and long cut dip for easy wrapping.

Dude, this grizz tastes really good with a cheeky 10 bomb. It's actually to best adderall eclair I've had in quite some time.

Adderall Eclair by ReggieX October 25, 2010