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Wet Nelson 

Like a wet Willy, but in the nose.
I gave Johnny a Wet Nelson earlier
Wet Nelson by SavageSara February 22, 2021

wet nelson 

when a guy has to piss like a racehorse and a girl puts him in a full nelson then wraps her legs around his waist and squeezes the piss out of him.
he had to piss bad but on the way to the bathroom his x girlfriend snuck up behind him and put him in a wet nelson.
wet nelson by Gozaagustus March 20, 2022

Wet Willy Nelson 

The act of ejaculating and letting it run from the top all the way down to the bottom of the shaft of your penis and then shoving it in your unsuspecting partner's mouth.
John says; wow last night I gave my girlfriend a Wet Willy Nelson after a sensual 45 minute round of masterbation. She vomited profusely for 7 minutes, and then came back for round 2!!!

Wet Willy Nelson 

Licking your finger or fingers and sticking them in someone's butt hole
Dude wtf! why'd you just give me that wet Willy Nelson i was trying to pick up the soap!
Wet Willy Nelson by IAmTheBird August 7, 2021
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026