by Stalker Ex February 1, 2021
by It's super soup March 23, 2015
On a night out when a pretty female friend lures a number of males over in the false pretence that she wants to talk to the males but shes actually just setting them up for you and all your ugly mates.
Gill: Oh look theres a group of sexy guys over there lets go and talk to them
Jane: No don't move we'll just get our masturbait to bring them over.
Jane: No don't move we'll just get our masturbait to bring them over.
by Elkie :) August 2, 2008
On a night out when a pretty female friend lures men over in the false pretence that they will be spending the night with her.
When in actual fact she brings them over to talk to you and your ugly mates.
When in actual fact she brings them over to talk to you and your ugly mates.
Gill: oh man he is fit, should i go over and talk to him?
Louise: Nah sit there we'll uses our masturbait, Vikki to get him over here
Louise: Nah sit there we'll uses our masturbait, Vikki to get him over here
by Elkie :) August 3, 2008
The act of masturbaiting while looking at numbers. You can do this during math class, maybe while doing some math homework.
Joe: yo, what's nick doing?
Kevin: oh he's just mathematically masturbaiting. He's just trying to get that problem solved.. If ya know what I'm saying ;)
Kevin: oh he's just mathematically masturbaiting. He's just trying to get that problem solved.. If ya know what I'm saying ;)
by Idek what I'm doing October 6, 2015