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1.
On a night out when a pretty female friend lures men over in the false pretence that they will be spending the night with her.
When in actual fact she brings them over to talk to you and your ugly mates.
Gill: oh man he is fit, should i go over and talk to him?
Louise: Nah sit there we'll uses our masturbait, Vikki to get him over here
by Elkie :) August 02, 2008
 
2.
On a night out when a pretty female friend lures a number of males over in the false pretence that she wants to talk to the males but shes actually just setting them up for you and all your ugly mates.
Gill: Oh look theres a group of sexy guys over there lets go and talk to them
Jane: No don't move we'll just get our masturbait to bring them over.
by Elkie :) August 02, 2008