A boy/girl who is to afraid to talk to the opposite sex about out of school activities. The thread group is a confidence booster for those who don't talk to the opposite sex and provides a sense of camaraderie/fraternity among other threads. A term associated with threads is thread shock. Thread shock is defined as the condition in which a person is too stunned to talk to the opposite gender that he/she doesn't reply. The hierarchy of threads is as follows from top to bottom: Thread Founder, Thread God, Thread Prophet, Thread Legacy (in the case that you are related to a former thread member), and Thread Star. The secret handshake of the Thread is fist-pounding yourself or high-fiving yourself after someone else high-fives or fist-pounds you, which serves as a symbol for the elevated sense of confidence one receives when among other threads.
Thread Shock:
Kendall: Hey Bob! What's up?
Bob: *Thinks* Is she talking to me? Why are my hands sweating so much? Should I reply? Nah, I can betray the Thread, I'm better off not replying.
Thread Life:
Friend: Hey Bob, are you going to Kendall's party tonight?
Bob: Nah man, I'm thread. Talking to girls outside of school would mean betraying the thread
Kendall: Hey Bob! What's up?
Bob: *Thinks* Is she talking to me? Why are my hands sweating so much? Should I reply? Nah, I can betray the Thread, I'm better off not replying.
Thread Life:
Friend: Hey Bob, are you going to Kendall's party tonight?
Bob: Nah man, I'm thread. Talking to girls outside of school would mean betraying the thread
by TheyCallMeTheIllest April 25, 2013
'fellas, does anyone crank some thread by the church benches?'
'...then I snorted some thread off her tiddies'
'...then I snorted some thread off her tiddies'
by further mathematician June 15, 2018
I just want a loyal partner who will have me change my undies when we fight, when we make out, when we talk about life, you know. That to me puts EveryThing in perspective and reminds me of how we're here, unasked, uninvited, and how absurd, bizarre life actually is (like, look at the shit we have to fight for, look at what we're still having to deal with, the rat racing, money chasing, fame embracing). If you have me change my undies (lose control), you'll make me smile and that smile i can preserve and let it thread its way into any circumstance in "life".
by Krkič February 16, 2020
by The Deadly Mechanism February 28, 2013
Describes the action of sexual intercourse of all forms. Term derived from the fact that you thread the eye of a needle with cotton as you thread an orifice with your rod.
'Man, last night i was out all night and must have threaded like 10 chicks'
'That chick was gagging to be threaded'
'That chick was gagging to be threaded'
by magical one June 30, 2006
Someone or something that is very stylish or fashionable in appearance; extremely attractive; visually appealing to a distracting degree.
The essence of someone who is particularly well dressed in regard to their overwhelming air of attractiveness, and not specifically in reference to the elegance or class of their attire.
The essence of someone who is particularly well dressed in regard to their overwhelming air of attractiveness, and not specifically in reference to the elegance or class of their attire.
Wow, you're looking out-right threadful tonight! Have a hot date?
Her gown was very French and very threadful in design.
Damn, that girl is looking threadful... I have to get her number!
Her gown was very French and very threadful in design.
Damn, that girl is looking threadful... I have to get her number!
by AriseAndBe March 2, 2010