1. The Middle East is where the U.S. is currently stuck. If plans of bringing Democracy are to succeed, we need to stay there for a long time (we can't have an Emergency Dance Party). This is why Bush was re-elected: he is a war-time president.

2. The right side of the belly button.
1) Man, I hate this Middle East crap, but if we leave we're never going to get respect 'cause we can't even freaking stay long enough to really instill democracy.

2) Yeah, I wiped out on my skateboard and I've got this big bruise in my Middle East.
by SunPanther June 5, 2005
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slang for the middle of the eastern seaboard, a.k.a. drama city, murdaland, southern delaware, and nova
there's a crack war in tha middle east
by nena sarafina April 5, 2006
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'urban' areas of Bedfordshire (e.g. Luton & Bedford). So called because of its position bordering The Midlands & East Anglia. The name also derives from the area's large population of people originating from Asia.
"No wonder they call this place 'The Middle East', it was like Baghdad when the BNP were campaigning!"
by Ronny St Papps September 18, 2005
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A slang term for the mid-atlantic region of the USA consisting of the DC, MD, VA states/area. Principle cities of the region include Washington DC, Baltimore, Richmond, Norfolk/757 area of Virginia. Term is popular with some hip hop artists in the region. Some slang and parts of accent are used throughout the majority of the region despite general differences in speech.
Examples include the uses of the word carry (curry) meaning to disrespect, wellin' (whalin') meaning lying. Also pronunciations of the ur sound in certain words such as Murrland (Maryland), urea (area), murry (marry), necessury (necessary).
"I sound southern to people from NYC, and northern to people from ATL, I'm from the middle east (coast)".

"We are like the top of the south, and the bottom of the north. We are the middle east".
by vadcmd December 31, 2011
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We are located on the Upper East Side in Manhattan.We love Mr.Deneroff and don't understand why he's married to Mrs. Deneroff. We go to John Jay even though we dont really know why because its not that fun. We eat chinese food every day at lunch. The principal looks like a goat/fish and doesn't do anything all day. We play handball in gym even though its not a real sport. We make fun of the 6th graders. We hate wheely backpacks. We are scared of Skinner the security guard. We get yelled at by her about twice a day. We walk up 5 flights of stairs 3 times a day. We hate staying in for lunch. Mr.Finch tells us that we will fail at our lives. He thinks he can fly and listens to Enya. We hate the smelly deli, and get yelled at every morning for standing in the other deli without buying anything. There's always a popular group in each grade. The assistant principal looks like a super hero in a suit. We wear UGGS or CONVERSE everyday. A lot of people dress that same. The hallways are a foot wide. We take lots of pictures on Photobooth and make peace signs and kissy faces. We run into Eric on Gossip Girl a lot. BEST MIDDLE SCHOOL EVER.
Person 1: that kid looks like hes four year old why does he have a wheely backpack?
Person 2: He must be a 6th grader at East Side Middle School I can tell by looking at him.
by student alumni October 28, 2009
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a middle school located in marietta, georgia. prides its extremely racially diverse student population, and was breifly nationally famous for the "cake incident," in which two seventh grade girls poisoned a cake and fed it to their peers, sending a few to the hospital and getting the school news coverage.
dickerson girl: ew, did you see those east cobbers at the Avenue?
by anonymouseastcobber May 5, 2005
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