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Fuck you Friday

Term derived by railroad workers for working extra late on Fridays. Especially on Fridays leading into a three day weekend, hunting season or anytime you have plans. Can be used though for any job where something goes wrong and your stuck at the office late on a Friday.
Ah hell! A machine broke down! Looks like a fuck you Friday!

The boss wants all these reports done before I can leave and it's almost lunch on a Friday? Talk about a fuck you Friday!
Fuck you Friday by Mtcowboy406 October 22, 2013

Fuck you Friday

1. A Friday on the verge of a stellar weekend ruined by an unfortunate event.

2. The best damn rock band founded by a Renson.
Your boss throws you a last minute project that needs to be completed before Monday. (Usually salvaging their own weekend at the expense of yours!)

The Stock Market makes an unexpected jump or plunge on what should be a relatively quiet day and you miss the action!

The Weather (Especially if you live in the North East...never fails)

You name it...if it's the end of the week and a kick to the balls....it's a
Fuck You Friday!

fuck you Friday

A term often used in the business world of sending a legal letter or serving legal documents on a Friday, therefore ruining the receiving parties weekend and giving them 2 days to think.
Hi Mike, sent that supplier a nice Fuck You Friday today, happy weekend fuckers.
fuck you Friday by thestig86 October 8, 2021

Fuck You Friday

The day after "Throwback Thursday," in which you don't care about people's posts on social media because you are sick of seeing pictures of douchebags from years previous.

The end of the week, and you are already mentally checked out of anything remotely having to do with work.
"I am sick of this TBT shit. I am ready to post a Fuck You Friday status telling people where they can go."

"Amy wanted me file those reports. I did right in the garbage can because it is Fuck You Friday!"
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026