shit or get off the pot

"make a decision." This phrase is most commonly used towards a person or group whom the speaker feels are behaving indecisively. Often occurs in tense situations where the speaker believes a quick decision is necessary or urgent. Sometimes delivered as "life advice."
"Shit or get off the pot. Don't just sit there waiting for a better option, or hoping someone will fix it for you."
by Deome June 17, 2015
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shit or get off the pot

Hurry up and make a decision. Usually used when some one is being really indecisive or is taking way to long to do something. Commonly refers to a decision where a commitment is evolved.
You've been engaged for 6 years, don't you think it's time you shit or get off the pot?
by jettafer30 November 15, 2005
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poop or get off the pot

"Poop or get off the pot" is a more polite way of saying 'Shit or get off the pot.' It's not very eloquent but it gets the message across. My parents knew all the dirty words and phrases but would say things like 'did you just let off wind?' rather than 'fart'. Saying fart in our home whenI was young was not a good idea.
Shit Fred! Poop or get off the pot, I need a fucking answer.
by Your friend's best dog May 25, 2014
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it means don't pussy foot around with something just do it
Bush either needs to shit or get off the pot when it come to making good desisions.
by pascal lacour November 01, 2005
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shit or get off the pot

Do what you ment to do and do it fast, or just drop it.
Shit or get off the fucking pot man, you have to get one item not 5 fucking items.
by Dan Ask December 17, 2004
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shit or get off the pot

A term used when someone is getting weary of thier current situation and they just want to get some resolution already. Often times used when someone is ready to step it up or move on.
We have been dating for a year and your still not in love with me? Maybe I need to grow a Unihorn on my forehead with magic powers to get what I want! Or: I really want you to shit or get off the pot, but I'm afraid I will really regret it if you decide to "get off the pot" instead of "taking a shit"
by MC Celebrity April 23, 2010
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kiss or get off the pot

When a person take more time than necessary to do something.
When a person is parking for a long time:

-Hey Brad, are you going to park today or not? Kiss or get off the pot!
by The Rocha April 04, 2018
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