vending machine means a woman or prostitute. You give them money and they disperse just as a food vending machine would.
by koksta September 14, 2009
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by Chingchongmcgee June 4, 2017
A large group of freaks, emos, and other untouchables that try to post at or around vending machines but fail. they wear so much eyeliner that they look like raccoons, and also enjoy being overly violent and loud for no reason what so ever. They are look down upon by the rest of humanity and have no future, exept to be old cat ladys. it is fair to say that a vending machine kid is an anti wall kid. they are not athletes and dont get any poon.
vending machine kid: why do i like insane clown posse so much?
wall kid: because your a freak!
vending machine kid: o ya... will you be my friend?
wall kid: no
wall kid: because your a freak!
vending machine kid: o ya... will you be my friend?
wall kid: no
by solidguyger February 27, 2011
A person, generally a female, who has had so much sex that she dispenses STDs. Only after a man has paid in penis. Also see whorebag, slut, and hooker
by SlemCrisco December 16, 2004
A dance performed in front of a vending machine while waiting for your purchased treat to slowly drop;the dance is performed with your elbows bent at a 100 degree angle with your hands firm in front of your hips and your impatiantly move up in down in a kind of a bouncing motion
While waiting for her 3 musketeers bar Tiffany became impatiant and performed a vending machine dance.
by suasageelbowfest March 15, 2009
When Joe asked Suzy how long he had to wait to sleep with her, she replied "I'm not a pussy vending machine!"
by erinol0 March 15, 2009