4 definitions by SlemCrisco

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A person, generally a female, who has had so much sex that she dispenses STDs. Only after a man has paid in penis. Also see whorebag, slut, and hooker
That girl has had so much sex, she is an STD Vending Machine.
by SlemCrisco December 15, 2004

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1. A cute creature with a large floppy nose from the television show Sesame Street

2. A limp penis with a very large foreskin, resembling a Snuffalufagus' large nose.
1. Isn't that cute
2. That thing is hideous, yet... still kind of cute in a sick kind of way
by SlemCrisco December 15, 2004

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A girl/guy whose face is so ugly you can still see it when your tapping her in complete darkness.
Man:Do you mind if I wear this blindfold? You have a glow in the dark face.
by SlemCrisco December 15, 2004

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A girl/guy who has such an ugly face that it looks like it was run over by a truck. see tripple bagger, and glow-in-the-dark face.
Didn't anyone tell her not to sleep on the highway!
by SlemCrisco December 15, 2004

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