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Hetero-Demisexual 

A Hetero-Demisexual is someone being sexually attracted to the opposite gender, but only when a strong emotional bond is formed.
Yo she’s a hetero-demisexual, right?”
“Yeah, man. She likes the opposite gender, but only loves someone when a strong bond is formed.”
“Cool!”
Hetero-Demisexual by VictoriousQueen September 2, 2018

No Hetero 

A phrase, similar to "no homo", made when a sexual innuendo is implied but not meant to be in any way sexual. (Utilized between opposing genders)
Girl: Thanks so much for sending me the powerpoint!

Guy: No problemo, anything for you Sally, no hetero ;]
No Hetero by Jo Singh November 3, 2009

not hetero 

Phrase used to describe something which is not heterosexual, it would literally be applied toward homosexuality. It is, however, more often applied pejoratively to negative situations, being used in place of gay when saying that something is lame or stupid.
Dude, you ate all of my donuts? That is so not hetero.

Seriously, guys, you need to stop talking about how often you watch America's Next Top Model. It's not hetero.

When Jess and Steve sit together on the bench with their arms around each other, I want to say it's seriously not hetero, but I know they're straight.
not hetero by Talmanes December 3, 2006

No Hetero 

When two platonic friends of opposite sexes partake in a potentially romantic or sexually stimulating situation, uttering the phrase to negate any romanticism/sexuality.
Guy: (accidentally slaps girl's ass) Oh, I'm sorry.

Girl: It's ok. No Hetero.
No Hetero by Hiphopanonymous315 August 29, 2011

hetero life mate 

Someone of the same sex who you hang out with enough to consider your life mate, but not in a gay way.
I'm Jay, and this is my hetero life mate Silent Bob

Hetero Gold Digger

When someone attempts to befriend a wealthy person of the same sex in order to benefit from their wealth.
Did you see how he was practically sucking off Mumbai Mike? He's such a Hetero Gold Digger.
Hetero Gold Digger by Almanaseer January 20, 2008