This is when if you're a female, shove a Crayola up your anal area
God, why are you Crayolaing?
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The condition of not being able to distinguish between colors any more distinct than the 8 colors found in the original Crayola Crayons 8 pack.

This is not a disability in the same way as color blindness(though that can be part of it), it is more of a lack in vocabulary or interest.

This condition is found mostly in men, and can be spotted when they refer to teal as green, tangerine as orange, or azure as blue.
Usage:
(in traffic)
Boyfriend: "Hey look over there, that guys picking his nose."
Girlfriend: "Where?"
Boyfriend: "In that red car."
Girlfriend: "That car is burgundy."
Boyfriend: "Sorry I'm Crayola blind."
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Someone who wears so much make up, it makes them look like that they just rubbed a whole packet of crayons on their face. Normally this is for a girl, hence the Crayola 'Queen'
Check out how much make-up that Crayola Queen is wearing....

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Look at that Crayola Queen!!
by jsjbshsjbdjwibdbfnsjshsjskdhjw September 13, 2013
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