table

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cof is cof table meowww woooof wee wee

by BFFF4LIFE! August 29, 2021

Table

Something broken

*crash* Oh no

Our table
It’s broken

by TheMilkUrDadLookedForSince January 21, 2022

table

To be flatchested but have 4 nips

Cover your table!

Jenny stop showing ya table, ya hooligan!

by Hitler's table Eleanor February 5, 2018

Table

If you're reading this, I need you two realize two things:

1. You just looked up what a fucking table is
2. The editors allowed this as an exceptional definition for the word "table."

Guy 1: Hey, that's a nice table.
Guy 2: DON'T CHANGE THE SUBJECT! I KNOW YOU FUCKED MY WIFE!

by XXACIOUS October 6, 2020

Table

A thing to put your drank on and it usually has 4 legs even though it can't walk

let's drank at that table

by Slurp juice November 28, 2018

Table

Why did you search for table

Get Timothy on the table and get the knife.

I don’t think Timothy likes tables.

Strap Timothy to the table!

by Ankmamma November 14, 2018

Table

The best object in existence, besides the chair of course. Items are often placed on this object.

Tyler: Did you see last nights football games?
Grant: table

by ilovetheletterh February 9, 2022