2 definitions by XXACIOUS

The Japanese art of creating a culinary masterpiece between your lover's asscheeks and then eating it, providing a rim job in the process.
Guy 1: Bro, last night, my girlfriend and I tried Kakaiia for the first time!
Guy 2: This is why we don't hang out as much anymore.
by XXACIOUS October 3, 2021
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If you're reading this, I need you two realize two things:

1. You just looked up what a fucking table is
2. The editors allowed this as an exceptional definition for the word "table."
Guy 1: Hey, that's a nice table.
Guy 2: DON'T CHANGE THE SUBJECT! I KNOW YOU FUCKED MY WIFE!
by XXACIOUS October 6, 2020
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