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driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his cakehole 

A quote made famous for its use in season 1 of Supernatural. Implies that the driver of a vehicle chooses what music they and the passengers will listen to while whoever is riding shotgun must stay quiet.
Sam: You gotta update your music collection. Black Sabbath? Motorhead? Metallica? It's the greatest hits of mullet rock.

Dean: Well, house rules Sammy. Driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his cakehole

death pits 

As COVID-19 spreads, a term now colloquially used to describe US nursing homes and long-term care facilities.
One of America’s dirtiest little secrets is its elder care practices and its death pits, widely present in all states across the nation.
death pits by Dr Bunnygirl April 22, 2020

pics or it didn't happen 

A phrase used on Internet forums to counter the vast range of unverifiable claims made by users. Often these claims involve personal brag-worthy accomplishments, extraordinary or rare sights/occurrences, and tales relating to alcohol or drug use.
Guy 1: Dude, I drank four bottles of bourbon last night, then hooked up with 4 chicks at the same time, then Donald Trump came to my house and gave me a million dollars!
Guy 2: Pics or it didn't happen.

thigh pics 

apparently they're better than nudes and girls enjoy sending them more too
bf"send thigh pics"
gf"k babe"
thigh pics by toe beans:) September 1, 2017

soapy titty pics 

nude used to cheer up sad person
the best kind of nude

well no artsy nudes are cool too
nudes are cool
any nude
women
brian : im sad :(
ruby : *sends soapy titty pics*
soapy titty pics by purpletaran February 3, 2021

Sneaky Pints 

The act of going to the pub with one or more colleagues during work hours for beer. The best way to do this is to arrange a false meeting that your boss thinks you're attending while in reality you and the dude from the finance department will be downing pints at an Irish pub.
1 pm Thursday afternoon:

Colleague 1 - "Hey Yuri, don't forget about our 3 o'clock meeting tomorrow with the publishers downtown"

Colleague 2 - "Oh I wouldn't miss that meeting for the world Christian"

3 pm Friday afternoon

Colleague 1 - "Man is this a good Guinness!"

Colleague 2 - "Pints are the best, especially when they are sneaky pints!!!"
Sneaky Pints by elricochico September 17, 2014