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The $15 Theory

The theory that charging your friends $15 to hangout with you is moral and socially acceptable.

Often the theory is used when you irresponsibly buy something unreasonably expensive, then find an excuse to make your friends pay for it through indirectly using it.
"Hey guys, I bought this new console, so every time you guys come hangout and use it, I'll need you to pay $15. It's only fair!"
"I know you're spending the night, so have you ever heard of the $15 theory? Yeah, I'll need you to pay me $15 to sleep on my new couch."
The $15 Theory by Dr15$ November 12, 2023
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$150 land mine 

A new tennis shoe, 50% of which are Nike. They are like landmines because if someone steps on them, a perfectly rational black man is going to explode.
See the boondocks.

Tennis shoes are like $150 land mine, step one one and someone bout to explode!
$150 land mine by Jake McLeod September 27, 2006
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$150 land mines 

A black man's shoes.

6 of 10 Nigga Moments involve shoes.
50% of those shoes are Nikes.
"Step some $150 land mines, and BOOM! A perfectly rational black man can explode."
$150 land mines by gumblebee November 28, 2005

$150 landmine 

They are Shoes. Mainly Jordans, Nike and Timberland --Shoes that Niggas get--
damn yo. i got me some 150 jordans...for no damn reason. yeah yeah i know my kids aint ganna be eatin for the next 2 weeks but fuck em, nigga i had to get them jordans. now i'm finna go to the club tonight and I-WISH-A-NIGGA-WOULD step on my jordans($150 landmine) its ganna be on in this motha fucka
$150 landmine by Feel J Akir July 1, 2006

$150 fine 

A Quebecois term for getting beaten unmercifully, vigilante style, for throwing snowballs at cars.
Old Louis got a $150 fine for chucking slush at Denis' civic. He'll be out of Bayview in about 3 weeks.
$150 fine by kitchenerleslie December 23, 2018

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
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