A person, usually a parent in her mid-30s to nearly fifty that hates MySpace and anything that has to do with, or related to sites such as MySpace.com.
Kid: *looks at MySpace*
MySpace Scrooge: What are you doing?
Kid: Nothing much, just chilling on the internet, checking my MySpace
MySpace Scrooge: You should not be looking at MySpace. You could be stalked by some creepy guy or something like that....
Kid: Yeah, yeah, yeah... fuck you!!! You are such as myspace scrooge
It's the best site on the internet.
It's the worst site on the internet.
There is basically no inbetween.
Unlike Yahoo and Google and other popular sites, myspace is either a site that you absolutely love and can't get enough of it, or you just look at it and want to throw up. There is no inbetween. Pretty much everybody likes to use Google in one shape or form, and even YouTube is not that bad; a lot of people love YouTube, but myspace is basically a site that you love or just wish it will die.
Person 1: I Love myspace... I can spend all day on it.
Person 2: Ick... I hate it. It just filled with a bunch of pedophiles and 12 year old hoes, and the layout is just horrible, and it's old, like it was made in like 2003, thatz old shit...
You'll never here this: eeh...it's OK!! I can take it or leave it.. woah I can find some parent approved porn on here. *jerks off*
myspace whores are normally a girl, but some times a guy whose time is consumed greatly by myspace,
they normally have 1k+ friends,
have whore me codes,
tell you a ton about them in their profile in attempt to look cool,
post TONS of w4w bulletins,
post pictures daily.
though, myspace whores are not always just for friends.
I myself am a stereotyped myspace whore,
so is my boyfriend,
(we know eachother personally.) :D
but we both have our OWN clothing lines.
typical bulletin for a myspace whore:
SUBJECT: ADD KASSYKATASTROPHY!!!!!
-talks to anyone!!
^^ that is a typical whore for whore bulletin.
not a creep, lurk, or a freak, a person that is a detective on myspace
señor 1: dude how did you get that girl's screen name?
myspace detective: i though i told you im a certified myspace detective, git on ma level breh breh!
a place where everyone looks better than they are in person due to the following
1. camera angles that don't show thier fatness and small boobs
2. photoshop and high contrast pics that don't show their pimples and uglyness.
a place for scene kids who think my chemical romance and fall out boy are the best music ever.
also the most addictive site ever. you can spend hours upon end fixing you myspace to look pretty, or just crying on the bullitens to get pictures on ur ugly picture.
OMFG myspace is so awsome. i got like 50 comments on that picture cuz i'm so beautiful.
Pertaining to having enough balls to ask some to be your friend on myspace. Usually someone really popular.
Hey-u see that dork have all those hot girls as his myspace friends?
Yah- must have some myspace balls.
Myspace is a website for rich upper class scenester bitches who really have no idea about what real life is like. Started out as a good idea for ADULTS. Then ruined by teen america.
wow, poor guy who has to pay for the server this myspace shit is run on...